the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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