how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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