Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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