so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
