If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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