singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
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