I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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