He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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