About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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