Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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