If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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