This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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