Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
