WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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