She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
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