Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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