Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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