She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Randomize
