i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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