I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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