dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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