ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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