So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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