All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I look better un-naked...
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
My day in three words: secret purse cake
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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