And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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