paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
she smelled like a LAN party
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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