How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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