I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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