I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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