I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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