I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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