When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I will pee on everything he values.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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