doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
