In the future we'll all be gay
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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