just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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