On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
