I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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