Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
What a dumb baby whore.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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