The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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