She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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