separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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