I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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