im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
