Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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