that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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