My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
We talked him into tasing himself.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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