the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Someone shit on the floor
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
This is classic penis vs brain.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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