I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
