Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
porn star boner night. come get it.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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