1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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